my condition

I recently came across this gem on KRISATOMIC and couldn’t help but relate:

at least once a week, I’ll be walking down the street, minding my own business, and some well-intentioned person (usually a man) will say, “cheer up!  life isn’t so bad.”  or something else to the same effect.

essentially, I walk around with a constant grimace on my face.  my eyebrows are furrowed.  I basically have a big ‘F OFF, WORLD’ look on my face at all times.  I don’t really think this way all of the time, though.  I could be having the most pleasant day, but there is no way in hell that I would walk around with a smile on my face.

are you also afflicted with chronic bitchface?

do you have any tips for looking a little more pleasant?  I’m willing to work on my problem.